Sunday, August 25, 2013

Spoiler Alert: Juliet Dies


Because we get most of our TV streamed from Netflix or Hulu, we are always behind on everyone's favorite shows. I am all caught up now on Downton Abbey, but we did not watch the season finale with everyone else. Only it almost felt like we did, because everyone was live-tweeting the thing as it unfolded. And when that big shocker ending happened, the entire Internet gasped in unison. I couldn't have missed it without going on a total information blackout till the hubbub died down. 

That said, most people were extremely careful not to reveal the exact nature of the shocker, because we've all been indoctrinated not to spoil endings — or at least to write "spoiler alert" before we give anything away. This rigid social training helps protect that delight we all feel at the totally-unexpected plot twist. After all, why do we keep turning the pages? To find out what happens next. Even if we're not anticipating a twist, we get invested in a story because we want to know how it all turns out.


But have we gotten a little too fanatical about spoilers? I got hollered at not long ago after I revealed a detail of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy. For a few minutes I felt horribly guilty, then my guilt shaded into annoyance. That series was published in the mid-1990s: if you wanted to be kept in the dark about all the plot details, why have you waited so long to read the dang books? How long do we have to keep book contents secret? Guess what: Cleopatra hugs an asp (I just spoiled the ending of Antony and Cleopatra). The South loses at Gettysburg (I just spoiled the ending of The Killer Angels). Rosebud is a sled (I just spoiled one of the biggest — and weirdest — reveals of all; although I will refrain from mentioning which story I'm referring to in case you've been living off the grid since 1941).


I do get that big twists can "ruined" by a premature reveal, but surely there's a statute of limitations on spoiler alerts. If they are old enough and famous enough, stories are pre-spoiled for us — do Adam and Eve live happily ever after in the Garden of Eden? Shhh! Don't tell me! And yet, knowing how it ends, we read the story anyway. There's even some evidence that knowing how it ends adds to a story: think of the literary device that puts the epilogue as prologue: you start with the shocker ending, and the whole point of reading the story is to find out how we got there.

In addition to getting people mad at you, spoiler fanaticism has another downside: it prevents us from discussing the stories we love. I finished Jojo Moyes' Me Before You recently, and I so wanted to discuss it with friends who'd also read it. But I couldn't, because to do so might have "spoiled" the book for those who haven't read it. The only way around this is to create rigid book-discussion groups, either online or off, where select people seal themselves off to discuss a book. But the formality of these private groups kills something you get from a spontaneous public discussion. On Facebook or at a social gathering, I'd like to be able to say something about Nick and Amy in Gone Girl, or talk about who died in the last episode of Game of Thrones. (You know someone's going to bite it.) But I can't risk it. People get seriously upset. I've seen less rancor in religious debates than when someone accidentally mentions — spoiler alert! — what happens to Wash in Serenity.

"I'm a leaf on the — whoops, wrong show!"

In short, I think spoiler alerts are considerate, especially when a story is new and the twist is huge. But I don't think it's reasonable to expect all aspects of a plot to be completely sealed off from you until you get your lazy behind around to reading or watching the thing. (She says, with the utmost affection.) If you don't know that Wesley and the Dread Pirate Roberts are the same person, don't be angry at the person who let this slip at a dinner party. Be mad at yourself for not watching The Princess Bride sooner.

How do you feel about spoilers? Are you in the "never ever" camp, or do they not bother you so much? Do you think spoiler sensitivity has gone too far—or not far enough?


via the comic "xkdc"






14 comments:

  1. LOL at Batman slapping Robin!

    I'm one of those people who hates spoilers. I know that in most fiction we can predict with fair accuracy how it's going to end (particularly in romantic comedies or children's films) so I don't mind if someone says something. I mind in drama and obviously mysteries because I like to play the guessing game. If I find out the ending I'm not inclined to finish reading. I just love the feeling of being surprised by an unforeeseable plot twist -- which is why I include them in my own work. Proof of my distaste for spoilers is that once I've seen a film, I won't read the book. (It has to be the other way around).

    Having said this I know some people, like Sister Malena, LIKE spoilers. In fact, she reads the ending of a novel first. Also, I agree with you Steph that there should be a sort of statute of limitations because when I write film or book reviews I want to analyze them in detail--all the way to the end, so yes, it can be frustrating for the critiquer (and this is why I warn the reader when I add spoilers).


    Great subject!

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    1. I have to say, I don't tend to reread books or read books based on movies. I love watching movies based on books, though — weird. Books are a bit of work, I guess, and movies really aren't, and once I know the whole story I don't feel terribly compelled to work my way through it again. Maybe that's how "spoilers" feel for those who hate them?

      I am sympathetic to spoiler sensitivity, though. One book in particular I read recently had a HUGE shock in the middle, and if I'd even known it was there, much less the nature of it, that moment would have lost some of its power. That's why I'm not even saying which book it was! Sometimes even knowing there IS a shocker is enough to "ruin" the surprise. Better read buzzy books pretty quickly.

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  2. Okay, I must confess, Steph...I LOVE a good spoiler! I couldn't care less how a book ends, because the fact remains that if I'm interested enough, then I'm going to read it. How about all those people out there who see the movie before reading the book and yet they complain if you spoil something like Harry Potter. It makes no sense to me.

    Your article made me laugh, because why should much of anything be kept a secret anymore. In the age we live in, I'd say the spoiler alert is pretty much an impossibility, and I live according to that rule!

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    1. Exactly! We're in such an age of information overload that nothing can really be kept hidden for too long. Not even super-secret government spying programs. ;)

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  4. Typo! Sorry but I had to fix it. (They should allow editing in comments.)

    I don't like spoilers most of the time; usually I want the pleasure of experiencing the story as it unfolds. However a time limit seems reasonable. Can you and I now talk about Gone Girl in front of everybody else? It's a tad too soon isn't it?

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    1. No, please, I haven't read it!! Ha! (But I have it.)

      I promise to read it next! (Anybody reading Inside Out Girl now?) plus I'll bring a friend who just read it to the discussion :D

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    2. Okay Lorena! Then we really will talk about it in front of everybody else.

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    3. Woot Woot! A Gone Girl book club! :D Maybe you should do it for a Cephalopod, Lorena — like in September? Pleeease? Pretty please?

      And Kerry, they really should allow editing in comments — I hate looking at my own typos!

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    4. Okay, now I really have to read Gone Girl! I can't be the only person in the club who hasn't read it!

      So many books, such little time... *sigh*

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    5. Ok, Sisters, I'll give it a try, but I can't guarantee it ;)

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  5. Sounds like a wonderful story. I have to hunt this down now.

    Nas

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  6. Don't tell me what happens with Cinderella and that prince she met at the ball!

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